I suppose it will come as no surprise that Brian Nieves is participating in something called “The 2nd Amendment Freedom Rally & Gun Show.” Nor will it shock anyone that the door prize is either a Glock 23 or 27, or that there will be “AR-15 and other “Black Gun” demonstrations” and “a heart pounding, adrenalin pumping, ‘Shoot – Don’t Shoot’ simulator used to train Police, SWAT and FBI on quick, real life shooting scenarios!”

But I think a lot of people might be surprised to learn that the event is being held at the Franklin County Baptist Association Building and, according to Nieves’ email announcement, we have a “God Given Right to Protect Ourselves and the 2nd Amendment.” Funny, I don’t recall that part in the Bible.

It takes some effort to simultaneously bastardize Christianity and The U.S. Constitution in one single event but I think Nieves and the local Baptist Association have managed to pull it off.

Brian Nieves “Call Me Crazy” ringtone